1 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:42,709 Calm down, Morty. 2 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:44,627 I'm almost done collecting Citadel wreckage. 3 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:45,754 I am calm. 4 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:48,339 Your fidget spinning has a passive-aggressiveness to it. 5 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,050 I can be calm and bored. 6 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,093 You're a million years late on that thing anyways. 7 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:53,636 Didn't the Egyptians invent those? 8 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,222 Fashion's cyclical, babe. I'm retro. 9 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:00,435 Fuck! Shit! Hang on, we got to find a place to land. 10 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:05,273 Whoa, there's people living here? 11 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:06,900 Are they refugees? 12 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:08,777 Clones. Bio-trash. 13 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:12,238 I thought everyone got sucked back to their reality of origin. 14 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,324 - That happened, right? - Exactly. 15 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,951 The Citadel was basically a factory farm for spare bodies. 16 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,953 That portal reset sucked 'em all back. 17 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:20,955 We don't want to stop here. 18 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:24,125 This is the Morty part of town, if you know what I'm saying. 19 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,460 Let's touch down over there. 20 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:32,300 Alright, Morty, grab the sealant. I'll make this quick. 21 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,720 Damn, this is nice corn. 22 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:36,805 Thank you. 23 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,515 Whoa! Alright. 24 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,266 Uh, take it easy, old-timer. 25 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,018 I've heard about loners like this, Morty. 26 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,812 What are you doing on my land? 27 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:45,814 Trying to leave it as quickly as possible. 28 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,774 - Leave faster. - Jesus. 29 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:49,734 I was fixing it when you cocked the gun. 30 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:53,738 See? Done. 31 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,658 - Fuckin' hillbilly. - What's that guy's deal? 32 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:59,494 Morty, I can't imagine anything worse than having to know. 33 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:06,728 We're closed. 34 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:08,062 Get the fuck out of here. 35 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,273 Sorry he says that every time you come in. 36 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:11,399 Mm-hmm. 37 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:16,070 Widgets, gidgets, fertilizer. 38 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,197 Hey, hey, Doc, 39 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,699 did we salvage any more of those processors? 40 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:21,117 We did. 41 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,995 But they're on a pretty high shelf. 42 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:27,207 Which I... will reach. 43 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:31,836 Come on. 44 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,714 Mortys, huh? 45 00:03:34,797 --> 00:03:35,924 You're the worst. 46 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,806 - Ricks! - Get over here! 47 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:47,227 - Got one! - It's the jackpot, boys! 48 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,229 Time to round up some stock! 49 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:50,313 Gotcha! 50 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:54,025 - I got you. That's right! - Yeah! 51 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:56,945 Yeah! 52 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:59,030 Boss, look what we got. 53 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:05,036 Are you one of us? Did we have an overalls guy? 54 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:07,288 Just tryin' to leave with my stuff. 55 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,624 Wait, you live around here? 56 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:11,501 We don't need to get acquainted. 57 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,170 Got that right, motherfucker! 58 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:17,632 - Yeah! - We got no code! 59 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:21,135 Yeah! 60 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,472 Burn it all down, boys! 61 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,907 - No, please! Please! - No! 62 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:47,161 You crack that gene-lock yet? 63 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:48,538 Boss is getting antsy. 64 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,081 This is the one. 65 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,044 No! Oh, God! 66 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,212 Oh, God! 67 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,300 Aw, fiddlesticks! 68 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,013 What a haul. 69 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:06,576 {\an1}The ship smells like Morty farts now. 70 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,142 - Where's my money? - Oddjob Rick, take him upstairs. 71 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,071 You like football? 72 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,197 What? 73 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:24,991 Just making small talk. 74 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:26,367 Long elevator. 75 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,304 Well, now... 76 00:05:46,387 --> 00:05:51,392 my associates here tell me you rustled up quite the score. 77 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:54,687 Oddjob? Your normal job, please. 78 00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,901 I can monologue while we wait. 79 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:04,155 {\an1}You ever wonder why I'm an overweight Southern railroad baron? 80 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:08,910 See, I was cloned to be the mascot of a Citadel gumbo chain. 81 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:11,287 Get yo' mouth 'round it! 82 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,791 But Big Rick's Gumbo Hutch is trash now. 83 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,710 Whole Citadel is trash now. 84 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:21,047 And there ain't no pecking order amongst the trash. 85 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,632 What a utopia. 86 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:26,052 It will be, once I have the requisite Mortys. 87 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:29,597 We can all be kings here, mister trafficker. 88 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:30,890 Good luck with that. 89 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:34,811 Don't go spending it all in one place now! 90 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,190 Filthy degenerate. No accent at all. 91 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:54,580 Oh, fuck. 92 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:16,936 Fuck! 93 00:07:21,023 --> 00:07:22,275 Fuck! 94 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,404 Fuck! 95 00:07:58,269 --> 00:07:59,437 - Ow! - Shh! 96 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,897 What the fuck?! 97 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,608 It was his idea! Don't hurt us! I'm not a real doctor! 98 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:05,776 What are you doing here? Get the fuck out of my car! 99 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,421 We're coming with you to rescue our friends. 100 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,447 {\an1}I'm not going to rescue your friends. 101 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:11,908 I'm going to kill those guys who stole my shit. 102 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:14,619 Yeah, exactly. It's the same guys. 103 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:16,454 It is the same guys. 104 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:18,456 Flush us into space or keep driving. 105 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:20,291 Fuckin' Mortys. 106 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:22,811 Hey, man, you're the one who built this truck with a back seat. 107 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,004 If you die, you die. 108 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:27,757 Wow. 109 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:31,677 Back on an adventure with a Rick. 110 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,263 Close your eyes, and it's like nothing changed. 111 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:37,099 Some change is good. We had our own town, man. 112 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,559 We were free. 113 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,312 {\an1}Hey, you know, my Rick wasn't so bad. 114 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:42,915 Used to take me and Summer to the park. 115 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:43,981 No, he didn't. 116 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:45,942 I have the same memory. It's fabricated. 117 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,860 "Taking me and Summer to the park." 118 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,449 A new Citadel? 119 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,160 You Ricks don't have many original ideas, do you? 120 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:58,246 And you're the arbiter of taste? 121 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,372 Cool haircut. 122 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:00,581 Stay out of my way. 123 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,166 Stay out of mine. 124 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:09,173 Ooh-whee! Almost enough for a jump! 125 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,842 I'm gonna head to a reality where no one has facial hair. 126 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,636 In the land of the blind... 127 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,471 When I get my hop, I'm off to a dimension 128 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,348 - where racism is cool. - Idiots. 129 00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:18,867 You gotta have bigger plans than one jump. 130 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,768 Oh, yeah? And what's your big plan? 131 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:22,687 You mean after I teabag your mom? 132 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,233 Don't even have a mom. 133 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:38,160 Come on, gimme a six! 134 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,666 Damn it! That's not a six! 135 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:51,924 Where's your boss? 136 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,467 Up your butt and around the corner. 137 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:56,304 That's where this barrel is going if you don't start talking. 138 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,639 Up your butt? Or my butt? 139 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,016 Gimme back my friends! 140 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,392 Jesus, man! 141 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,103 Whoa, whoa! 142 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,981 - Where are they?! - They're with his stuff! 143 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:10,026 At the center of this new Citadel. Help! 144 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,612 Morty-whipped son of a bitch! 145 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,251 Get off me, you little shit! 146 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,336 Doc! 147 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,675 All we did was shoot you, man! 148 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,218 You can't take that personally! 149 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,723 If we bite it here, 150 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,350 you were always a good customer. 151 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:45,561 {\an1}Yeah. You always... had exact change. 152 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:47,480 Ready? 153 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,487 Shit! 154 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,826 They got me, Arcade Morty. 155 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,620 I'm... I'm dyin'. 156 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,206 It's gonna be okay. 157 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,625 I... I know a doctor. 158 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,298 Hope I bleed out before I have to burn to death. 159 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,384 No medical degree, but I've read enough 160 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,929 to know one's an okay death and one is terrible. 161 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,808 Flames aren't getting any closer. 162 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:27,144 Looks like it'll definitely be the bleeding out one. 163 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:28,729 Phew. 164 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,149 Bye, pal. 165 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,694 {\an1}Off to the big med school in the sky. 166 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,405 Hey! Hey! 167 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:39,657 Ow! 168 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,701 Sorry, they make me do this to bully me. 169 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:42,952 Hoof shaming. 170 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,079 To clarify, I'm sorry about the needle prick. 171 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:47,164 Overall, I agree with what they're doing here. 172 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,961 - Arcade Morty? - Shh. 173 00:11:57,591 --> 00:12:00,136 Richard Sanchez. 174 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,012 When my associates here told me 175 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,557 that strange little Morty Town had themselves a Pet Rick 176 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,767 with a farm full of cloning equipment, 177 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,310 my interest was piqued. 178 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,437 Cloning equipment? 179 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,689 {\an1}You see what we have here, gentlemen, 180 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:14,400 is a prince, in the guise of a pauper. 181 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:19,530 Why, not only is this little Henley boy not a clone, 182 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:22,950 he's also the Citadel's former Head of Morty Replication. 183 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,745 A Morty cloning scientist? 184 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:28,247 The best Morty cloning scientist. 185 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,541 And from the looks of these boys, 186 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:31,917 he's still got it. 187 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,836 Richard, Richard. 188 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,255 And I thought I loved my job. 189 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:37,923 This is such a head fuck! 190 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,925 Break out the bubbly, boys! 191 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,970 My Citadel is a go. 192 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,389 Get yo' mouth 'round it. 193 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,476 - That place had good curly fries. - Oh, you been there? 194 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,061 So you're not even a clone? 195 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,564 What the fuck are you doing with your life? 196 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,524 I don't belong anywhere else, kid. 197 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,777 You don't want to be an evil Citadel guy, 198 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,070 so instead, you live next to a bunch of cloned Mortys 199 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,155 on an asteroid? 200 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,324 Wow, you're so different. 201 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:04,825 I never said I was a good guy! 202 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,368 I hate you! 203 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:11,290 Aw, now, that ain't no way to talk to your pa. 204 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:12,875 This is. 205 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,627 Non-clone piece of shit. 206 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:18,589 Now, we don't need to be so unpleasant with each other. 207 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:21,801 I'd love to offer you your old job back. 208 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,803 I'll take it. Hit the switch. 209 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,517 - Don't do it! - Shut up. 210 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,852 Kid's right. I'm no better than any of you. 211 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,146 I'm just self-loathing about it. 212 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:40,110 See there? I told you he was good beef! 213 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:43,614 Alright now, think that's large enough. 214 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,456 - Morty! Get us out of here! - I'm coming! 215 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,214 Mortys, with me! 216 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,012 Kill that abominación! 217 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:15,312 {\an1}So, deep down, you super love Mortys? 218 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:18,357 Not really. I'm just really good at making you. 219 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,484 I mean, look how you turned out. 220 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,403 Don't give yourself credit! 221 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,325 Wait, Rick. What are you doing? 222 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,160 Not giving myself credit. 223 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,329 Go make some memories that aren't fabricated. 224 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,539 Rick! 225 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,880 Come on, now. 226 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,900 Well, now, that's a very 227 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:46,070 expensive elevator ride you just took. 228 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,656 My plans were always bigger than one jump. 229 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,240 No need for that. 230 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,825 Drop the accent. 231 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,702 Whatever you say, man. 232 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,287 That's your real voice? 233 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,749 Shit! A desk gun?! 234 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,710 An escritoire weapon. 235 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:06,525 You certainly are a burr in my saddle. 236 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:09,570 - You're a joke. - I'm whatever I want to be. 237 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,947 That's the freedom of life as a clone. 238 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:16,201 You wouldn't know. Someone made you with sex, 239 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,371 all those sweaty parts and nipply bits. 240 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,040 You disgust me. 241 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:26,545 It's over, man. Your dream's about to be gumbo. 242 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,173 Get yo' mouth 'round it. 243 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,508 You... know me? 244 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,761 Father? 245 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,679 Oh. Oh, no, no. 246 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,931 You're under the delusion of something called 247 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,141 the auteur myth. 248 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,770 Truth is, any big project is made in collaboration, 249 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,688 lots of delegating. 250 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,107 I sort of... gave notes. 251 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,610 I don't wanna hear this! 252 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,571 Good news. You don't have to. 253 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,990 Au revoir, son. 254 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,034 You wretch! 255 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:14,551 Maybe he survived it? 256 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,806 What do we do now? Go home? 257 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,558 We decide where home is. For each of us. 258 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,979 That old Homesteader wanted us to make memories for ourselves. 259 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:30,234 No Morty Towns, or Citadels, or huddling together. 260 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,944 It's time to grow up. 261 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,390 Deal me in. 262 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:45,142 Hey, is your... is your Rick around? 263 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:47,936 I think my Morty dropped his fidget spinner down here. 264 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,938 I'm telling you, I checked everywhere else. 265 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,816 Morty, I swear to God, if I check between the seats of our car... 266 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,484 I checked between the seats! 267 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,030 Oh, shit, Morty. Check it out. 268 00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,823 I think this little dude killed his Rick. 269 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:00,991 You really think so? 270 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:04,161 Yeah, look, there's a grave. He buried him out front as a warning. 271 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,829 Damn. Ice cold. 272 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,207 Is that a second, smaller grave? 273 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,583 Burnt down his house, too. 274 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,352 Starting to think we should've stuck around. 275 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,628 Jesus Christ. I didn't kill... 276 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,004 Found it! 277 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,672 I told you I checked between the seats! 278 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,382 When you're right, you're right, Morty! 279 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,092 Told you, I admit that kind of stuff now. 280 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,428 And I can admit you're right about that, Rick! 281 00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:22,930 You're really changing! 282 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,935 Assholes. 283 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,528 Did you get any of that?